
GET YOKED: Extreme Bodybuilding
GET YOKED is a Roguelike, Deckbuilder game about becoming an ABSOLUTE UNIT.
TIP: The Windows version has shadows, and the models look better.
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GAMEPLAY
Grow, and sculpt your body to win competitions. Reach the minimum gains required to win.
- Play workout cards to get Gains, e.g., play Arms to grow those guns.
- Don't push too hard — too much Fatigue can lead to Injury.
- Play rest and supplement cards to increase your Gains or decrease muscle Fatigue.
- Really into your Glutes? No problem become a Glutes purist and get those buns hun.
The journey to Gains-Town is difficult, make smart decisions on your journey to become an ABSOLUTE UNIT.
CONTROLS
Use the mouse to click or drag and drop cards, and press buttons.
TEAM
Game by Greg Austin
Music, Voices & Sound by Sybersyn
WANNA RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS?
- Wishlist on Steam
- Join Barking Dogs discord and let me know about any bugs, cool ideas, or criticisms you have.
HOW TO INSTALL ON YOUR PC
Platform: Windows
- Click Download Now on this page.
- Right-click the downloaded ZIP file and select "Extract All" to a folder.
- Open the folder and run "GET YOKED.exe".
Thank you to Free Lives for funding this game!
Thank you for playing!
TIP: The Windows version has shadows, and looks better.
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AI Disclaimer
I used AI to create placeholder card art, I'm in the process of finding an artist, hmu if you think you can make some sweet muscle art.
Updated | 3 days ago |
Status | Prototype |
Platforms | HTML5, Windows |
Rating | Rated 4.6 out of 5 stars (342 total ratings) |
Author | gregs-games |
Genre | Card Game |
Made with | Unity |
Tags | bodybuilding, Comedy, Deck Building, Funny, Non violent, Relaxing, Roguelike, Short, Singleplayer |
Links | Steam |
Download
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Development log
- CARDS UPDATE & Sandbox3 days ago
- Bug fixes, and small balance change.74 days ago
- Card balance changes.94 days ago
- Prototype launch, widescreen support, balance changes, and bug fixes.98 days ago
Comments
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I hope they add challenge mode n₍^> ⤙ ˂ ^₎nI pls
protein shake recursion :Y


I hate how much I love this game. Its one of the strangest, funniest games I played. Also, why the hell are there jiggle physics? And why do I love them? Also, why did the champ of my last playthrough just refuse to do leg day?
Arm Machine card is bugged. Cost is not reduced. Only the displayed cost is.
If you do play it, which it is a minimum of 4 energy, you play it with the reduced cost
this game is peak, keep the good work up dude.
the last mode choosing your own card :Y
Amazing game, we want to see more updates please
Had a ridiculous amount of enjoyment from this game, I've played this more than Balatro...
Came for the card playing element, stayed for the giggle physics.
DAY 20 OF WAITING FOR THE UPDATE (they let me keep it one more day just for this)
(this is the actual last time)
day 19 of waiting for the update (this is the last time i can comment i was doing this on my school computer)
Thanks for the dedication, gonna release an update on Friday <3.
day 18 of waiting for the update
what a update? pleasee
day 17 of waiting for the update
I Try my best! nice game! hope get more updates!
day 16 of waiting for the update
i folloe you please folloe me,
wow great 👍👌
Wow this game is so awesome I almost beat it
day 15 of waiting for the update
Hey, can we get an option to have the models be like the low poly ones of the jam version? I miss their charm.
Totally agree
day 14 of waiting for the update
day 13 of waiting for the update
Is it normal that it's lagging so much? Like after I tab out and then come back it is smooth for a while and then it starts lagging massively. I have a 144Hz monitor, could that be the problem?
I designed it myself using their images. It actually works when you press play as expected
day 12 of waiting for the update
day 11 of waiting for the update
day 10 of waiting for the update
day 9 of waiting for the update
Do you have a kickstarter?
day 8 of waiting for the update
day 7 of waiting for the update
-C
day 6 of waiting for the update
day 5 of waiting for the update
day 4 of waiting for the update (I forgot to comment)
day 3 of WAITING for the update
day 2 of asking for an update
Hey Bjorn! I like commitment haha, the first Big-ish update will be a Cards Update. I've been working on some new cards, and am aiming to have them out soon (within a few weeks from now). Come join the discord if you want to see some pre-update sneak peaks and hype.
i will. this game is amazing btw, keep it up
day 1 of asking for an update